Nate: It’s a good thing we didn’t meet 100 years ago!
Me: Well if we had met 100 years ago I would be carrying around a satchel filled with potpourri so I wouldn’t have to smell you or anyone else!
Nate: Man, women have always been this difficult?! What is with you guys and the way things smell?
Srsly I think guys are born with less glands in their nose or something. Are there studies somewhere on this?